Kerry Katona

I know what you’re thinking: “not another Kerry Katona naked titty pic!” Hooom, are you complaining? Not with hooters as humongous as those, you shouldn’t! Kerry believes that if you got them, flaunt ‘em, and so here she is in a film grab flaunting away like exhibitionism is going outta style! Ms Katona seems determined to land her tits in the collective memory of those who appreciate massive mammaries, and she’s gonna up the ante by jilling away while she’s supposed to be taking a bath. I say, go get filthier while trying to get cleaner, baby!

Kerry Katona’s stupendous hooters must be honored. And what better way to do it than to mangle a few words of a popular Atomic Kitten cover song?

Your thigh is high but I’m holding on
I’m gonna be your number one
I’m not the kind of girl
Who gives up just like that
Oh, no

Every girl wants you to be her man
But I’ll wave my tits ’til it’s my turn
I’m not the kind of girl
Who gives up just like that
Oh, no

Bottomline, we don’t care if you’re a has-been, Kerry. With those mammaries, you’re number one in our wank-book!