Kerry Katona

Kerry Katona’s stupendous hooters must be honored. And what better way to do it than to mangle a few words of a popular Atomic Kitten cover song?

Your thigh is high but I’m holding on
I’m gonna be your number one
I’m not the kind of girl
Who gives up just like that
Oh, no

Every girl wants you to be her man
But I’ll wave my tits ’til it’s my turn
I’m not the kind of girl
Who gives up just like that
Oh, no

Bottomline, we don’t care if you’re a has-been, Kerry. With those mammaries, you’re number one in our wank-book!

A certified MILF, with her un-toned belly and heaving tits, Kerry Katona has become a paparazzi fave to snap photos of because she can’t seem to keep her top on for very long. Publicly taught manners in a reality tv to turn her from a fumbling duckling to a society swan, this is what Ms Katona has to say about it: “airs and graces don’t mean nothing when you’ve got kids to look after.” Indeed. And that includes namby pamby clothes to be shunned, even when lenses are all focused on your mature breasts!

Not a lot of British ex-girl band stars would pose in the nude for what ever reason, but Kerry Katona has always been one chick who’s comfortable in her own skin. With or without clothes, she’s got an alluring aura all her own that doesn’t need the reinforcement of fellow pop stars. After the calls of marriage and motherhood were heeded, she went on to become a reality TV star, a divorcee, an ex-druggie, etc. So much heaped on her plate, yet the public still can’t seem to get enough of her. Can you? I knew it. Haul ass to BannedCelebs com and get your fill of Kerry’s fleshy bounty.