Sun-Warmed Fruit Of The Gods

Kerry Katona’s stupendous hooters must be honored. And what better way to do it than to mangle a few words of a popular Atomic Kitten cover song?

Your thigh is high but I’m holding on
I’m gonna be your number one
I’m not the kind of girl
Who gives up just like that
Oh, no

Every girl wants you to be her man
But I’ll wave my tits ’til it’s my turn

I’m not the kind of girl
Who gives up just like that
Oh, no

Bottomline, we don’t care if you’re a has-been, Kerry. With those mammaries, you’re number one in our wank-book!

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