Kerry Katona

I know what you’re thinking: “not another Kerry Katona naked titty pic!” Hooom, are you complaining? Not with hooters as humongous as those, you shouldn’t! Kerry believes that if you got them, flaunt ‘em, and so here she is in a film grab flaunting away like exhibitionism is going outta style! Ms Katona seems determined to land her tits in the collective memory of those who appreciate massive mammaries, and she’s gonna up the ante by jilling away while she’s supposed to be taking a bath. I say, go get filthier while trying to get cleaner, baby!

Kerry Katona’s stupendous hooters must be honored. And what better way to do it than to mangle a few words of a popular Atomic Kitten cover song?

Your thigh is high but I’m holding on
I’m gonna be your number one
I’m not the kind of girl
Who gives up just like that
Oh, no

Every girl wants you to be her man
But I’ll wave my tits ’til it’s my turn
I’m not the kind of girl
Who gives up just like that
Oh, no

Bottomline, we don’t care if you’re a has-been, Kerry. With those mammaries, you’re number one in our wank-book!

A certified MILF, with her un-toned belly and heaving tits, Kerry Katona has become a paparazzi fave to snap photos of because she can’t seem to keep her top on for very long. Publicly taught manners in a reality tv to turn her from a fumbling duckling to a society swan, this is what Ms Katona has to say about it: “airs and graces don’t mean nothing when you’ve got kids to look after.” Indeed. And that includes namby pamby clothes to be shunned, even when lenses are all focused on your mature breasts!

Kerry Katona is spilling out of her white bikini, so she lets her huge gals hang loose au naturel in a very public beach. This former stripper with a troubled past has no qualms about nudity, especially since she also used to perform in Atomic Kitten and doesn’t give a flying fuck about what the stiff upper-lipped British public perceive to be “normal” womanly behavior. There’s good reason for Kerry’s penchant for public flashes of nudity, however. Celeb pervs, meet two of them: her left tit and her right tit. Yum.