Kerry Katona

A certified MILF, with her un-toned belly and heaving tits, Kerry Katona has become a paparazzi fave to snap photos of because she can’t seem to keep her top on for very long. Publicly taught manners in a reality tv to turn her from a fumbling duckling to a society swan, this is what Ms Katona has to say about it: “airs and graces don’t mean nothing when you’ve got kids to look after.” Indeed. And that includes namby pamby clothes to be shunned, even when lenses are all focused on your mature breasts!

Kerry Katona is spilling out of her white bikini, so she lets her huge gals hang loose au naturel in a very public beach. This former stripper with a troubled past has no qualms about nudity, especially since she also used to perform in Atomic Kitten and doesn’t give a flying fuck about what the stiff upper-lipped British public perceive to be “normal” womanly behavior. There’s good reason for Kerry’s penchant for public flashes of nudity, however. Celeb pervs, meet two of them: her left tit and her right tit. Yum.