Kerry Katona

Kerry Katona’s stupendous hooters must be honored. And what better way to do it than to mangle a few words of a popular Atomic Kitten cover song?

Your thigh is high but I’m holding on
I’m gonna be your number one
I’m not the kind of girl
Who gives up just like that
Oh, no

Every girl wants you to be her man
But I’ll wave my tits ’til it’s my turn
I’m not the kind of girl
Who gives up just like that
Oh, no

Bottomline, we don’t care if you’re a has-been, Kerry. With those mammaries, you’re number one in our wank-book!

A certified MILF, with her un-toned belly and heaving tits, Kerry Katona has become a paparazzi fave to snap photos of because she can’t seem to keep her top on for very long. Publicly taught manners in a reality tv to turn her from a fumbling duckling to a society swan, this is what Ms Katona has to say about it: “airs and graces don’t mean nothing when you’ve got kids to look after.” Indeed. And that includes namby pamby clothes to be shunned, even when lenses are all focused on your mature breasts!